Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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