im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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