I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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