so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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