so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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