C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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