Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
