Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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