Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
