How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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