so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Randomize
