The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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