David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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