I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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