hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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