butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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