Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i believe in u and ur pee
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