idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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