What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so that wasnt chicken after all
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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