You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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