But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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