Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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