if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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