i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
MIDGETS
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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