I'm gonna have a badass scar
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm like, not good at living.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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