I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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