I'm so fucking centered right now
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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