It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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