Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She bit a glass in half.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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