Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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