Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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