Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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