You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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