just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Let's get the cat blown out
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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