I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize