I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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