its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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