She said her name was "party"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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