Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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