He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
