But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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