no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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