wat bout pragnant strippers??
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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