I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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