Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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