By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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