so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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