just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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