There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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