So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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