Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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