I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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