every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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