Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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