I think my vagina is haunted
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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