Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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