There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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