first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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