y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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