but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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